Monday, September 11, 2006
Are you missing me like I miss you?
Wow. 118 posts in my last blog. Well here we go...
Number Two.

Phantom of the Residence
Kaley has recently taken liberties to become Phantom of the Residence, wearing a blanket and playing her guitar. The most recent song you ask? Peasant Existance - living off tuna and watching the Lightning Channel.

The Elevators
Ahh - can you imagine taking the stairs to the 11th floor? (We had to last night, but more on that later) I sure couldn't! Unless, of course, the elevators looked like this:
[Where a pictue would go if I had a camera]
Yes, urine, mud and spilled beer reign in the disgusting elevators of North Residence.
Open up the emergency hatch and what do you find? An empty beercan. For those near-death situations.

The English Professor
Not much to say. He's old, shaky, can hardly hold himself up... and drools.
Elya and I have decided he was better suited for a home, where we can visit him every few months.

The Corner Spies
We're creeps. Our favorite past time is to stare out our window and look into the lives of others. We find things such as groups of people having parties, phallic rocketships made out of stickers and "Will Strip for Food" signs. Then we saw a guy urinating in the corner. Very funny.

The Fire Alarm
Tampering with the fire alarms will get you a fine of around 75-150 bucks. That's a shame, because every time we cook something, our fire alarm goes off. Every time we boil water our fire alarm goes off. So in conclusion 3-5 times a day we stand and fan our alarms until they go off and we can continue cooking our KD.

...The Fire Drill?
Who knows. But last night (After finally falling asleep... I've been having troubles. Kevin knows why.) we awake to hear a shrill alarm going off, much more urgent than our usual fire alarm. Was it a drill? Was it a prank? One may never know, but we and the other thousand residences stood outside for 30 minutes until we were let back in.
As we were outside, we made no attempt not to annoy people. Singing backstreet boys, Harry and the Potters - and laughing loudly were just a few of our antics. How tired we were.
It was tough getting back to sleep - but after a couple (5) hours, I finally did.

Good morning Starshine, the earth says hello!
posted by Ash=Lee @ 1:29 PM  
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